Arrived back to Thailand from Cambodia. It was so nice to be back in Bangkok it really does feel like second home. Clem only had 2 days left until she was flying to Sri Lanka so she spent the next few days shopping, just like I will be doing before I leave. While I spent my days working on mt sun tan. The first day back lazing around the pool I got aproached by a Iranian/American who seemed really nice, so I invited him to dinner with me and Clem that night. However him and Clem did not get on too well! After dinner we went to the fruit shake man and I brought a bottle of Sang som and we sat outside in the street at this little street stall where we managed to pick up a guy from Morrocco (not pick up in that text) things between Clem and Joseph were not going too well so we decided to go to Gullivers which is a disco. Where we manged to lose Joseph and dance the night away. Things in BKK close very early 1am so we had a bit of a walk looking at street stalls and then there were some tarrot readers so I thought hey why not? So I had my cards read and to my surprise what she said was pretty much the same as what I had been told before! All good! Apart from on the man front, but I am used to that after all I not a spring chicken any more! The next day Clem went which was really sad as we had had such a good time together. But I had arranged to have dinner with Joseph again that night. He wanted us to go for a romantic dinner on a cruise on the river but we were too late, so we went for a stroll down by the river and ended up in a little restaurant which played live music and was quite romantic. We sat around drinking sang som and he started to touch my feet which was really nice. Then we decided we would go back to the hotel have a bit of a smoke session. But we stopped off at the 7/11 brought more sang som then went and got very stoned abit pissed and snorted more vali. Before we knew it, it was 6am and he had to catch the bus to the airport at 7am as he was off to China! So I helped him pack and walked him to the bus and he invited me to go to China with him. After such a really great night how could I say no? So that day I went around fot some flight prices booked the flight and had my passport sent away for my Chinese Visa. That night however I went out with Lisa and Brad to Gullivers and had a gorgeous guy follow me around the club. However I found out he was a squaddie! Not again I hear you all say! But he was so nice!!!!! It is not New Year yet and my resolution is NO MORE SQUADIES!!!!!! But mistletoe is mistletoe:o). Xmas day was spent hanging out at the pool went out for Indian meal and on to Gullivers again! I had been hanging out at the pool with some Welsh guys one which had just had a face lift as things are so cheap here and told me he had been for Colonic Irrigation. I had always fancied it so went to the Yanhee Clinic and had it done for myself. 25 litres of Saline flushed around your colon half way threw they added some herb remedy of about 5 litres. I sat over somesort of bowl and had to take as much liquid in as poss threw my rectum then push it out like having a baby the nurse told me! It was really hard to start with but after awhile got easier, it was abit embarrasing with the nurse there but after 10 mins she left me to control the device myself! So much easier on my own and less embarrasing! I could see everything in my system being flushed out it was really weird! It should take 1hr but took me 1hr 20! Then was given some veg fibre pills and told only to eat fruit or soup that night. SO I went to the watch bridgette jones diary 2 that night and doen what the doctors told me and ate light. The next few days I was in a world of my own getting ready to go to China. I knew it would be colder than Thailand so brought some jeans and a couple of shirts. Also my visa was not due back until 6pm the night before I was going so I was abit panicking to say the very least. I tried to diet abit before seeing Jo again even though he had seen me at the pool with only my bikini bottoms on i still wanted to try and look abit better. On Wed 29th Dec my visa had arrived I was so relieved. Ready and packed to leave the next morning at 6am I went to book the bus but they were all full! With all that is going on I should not have been surprised! (Tsunumi will not go into that as it is too upsetting) So planned to get a cab. Had loads of trouble sleeping that night being to excited but at about 3ish fell asleep for 2 hrs! Luckily I managed in the morning to persuade a airport mini bus drivers to take me paying him 100 baht! The airport wait seemed like forever and the flight was late taking off but I was alittle worried what if he was not at the other end to pick me up?